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You might be a redneck kidmin if…..

41 Comments / February 2, 2011

Over at Cmconnect Steve Greenwood was responding to this post and started posting some you might be a redneck kidmin jokes on my comment section. I thought it would be fun to see if we could come up with a few. So here goes give me your best you might be a redneck kidmin if. […]

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41 responses to “You might be a redneck kidmin if…..”

Lynne Payne

February 2, 2011

hA! Love it. The one about "Roll Tide" actually happens in my church (we're in Tuscaloosa, AL).

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jonathan

February 2, 2011

If you hold gun-saftety classes as an elective VBS option…

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andrew

February 2, 2011

Hey, I've actually been at a church that used horse tanks for baptism.

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1. samluce
  
  February 2, 2011
  
  That is great! You might have attended a redneck church then.
  
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Tammy Jones

February 2, 2011

If you begin your object lesson with "Hey Bubba. Watch this!" you might be a redneck kidmin.

Hey i think using dogs in the Christmas pageant is a great idea. I just wish I had thought of it first!

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Tammy Jones

February 2, 2011

If you begin your object lesson with "Hey Bubba. Watch this!" you might be a redneck kidmin.

Hey i think using dogs in the Christmas pageant is a great idea. I just wish I had thought of it first!

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bradshimomura

February 2, 2011

If your prize area has flannel shirts, you might be a redneck kidmin.

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bradshimomura

February 2, 2011

If your prize area has flannel shirts, you might be a redneck kidmin.

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Lynne Payne

February 2, 2011

hA! Love it. The one about "Roll Tide" actually happens in my church (we're in Tuscaloosa, AL).

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jonathan

February 2, 2011

If you hold gun-saftety classes as an elective VBS option…

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andrew

February 2, 2011

Hey, I've actually been at a church that used horse tanks for baptism.

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1. samluce
  
  February 2, 2011
  
  That is great! You might have attended a redneck church then.
  
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Shawn Bouldin

February 2, 2011

If you use a cattle prod to keep kids in a classroom

If you use hay bales as stage props.

If you have a sign in the kids bathroom that reads "please jiggle the handle"

If you have a sign that reads "Jesus is coming back for the southerner's first"

If you think John the Baptist was "dressed up"

……You might be a redneck kidmin.

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1. samluce
  
  February 3, 2011
  
  Ha that is so funny "Jesus is coming back for southerner's first" nice.
  
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Shawn Bouldin

February 3, 2011

If you use a cattle prod to keep kids in a classroom

If you use hay bales as stage props.

If you have a sign in the kids bathroom that reads “please jiggle the handle”

If you have a sign that reads “Jesus is coming back for the southerner’s first”

If you think John the Baptist was “dressed up”

……You might be a redneck kidmin.

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1. samluce
  
  February 3, 2011
  
  Ha that is so funny "Jesus is coming back for southerner's first" nice.
  
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Jamey

February 3, 2011

If you have ever used duct tape in an object lesson, You might be a redneck.

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Chris Spradlin

February 3, 2011

LOVE IT! You might be in redneck kidmin if you give all your female volunteers a bottle of aqua ~net hair spray for volunteer appreciation.

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samluce

February 3, 2011

If you snack for preschool consists of sweet tea and hushpuppies……you might be a redneck kidmin

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Scott

February 3, 2011

If your "church bus" is an old pick-up truck and the kids just pile in the back…you might be a redneck kidmin.

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Cathy Heitzenrater

February 3, 2011

If your kidmin snack is anything on a biscuit……..

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Cathy Heitzenrater

February 3, 2011

If you can supply all the animals for the VBS petting zoo from your own home…..

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Roger Fields

February 3, 2011

OK I'm from Kentucky. Ya'll are hurtin' my feelings. LOL

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Wayne Stocks

February 3, 2011

If you hang a sign above your children's ministry door that reads, "American by birth, Texan by the grace of God"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

If you refer to the people of the Old Testament as "Them Good Old Boys"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

If your Easter celebration includes skinning and roasting the Easter Bunny….you might be a kidmin redneck.

If you end ever prayer with "In Jesus' name….Yee Haw!"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

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Jamey

February 3, 2011

If you have ever used duct tape in an object lesson, You might be a redneck.

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Chris Spradlin

February 3, 2011

LOVE IT! You might be in redneck kidmin if you give all your female volunteers a bottle of aqua ~net hair spray for volunteer appreciation.

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samluce

February 3, 2011

If you snack for preschool consists of sweet tea and hushpuppies……you might be a redneck kidmin

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Scott

February 3, 2011

If your "church bus" is an old pick-up truck and the kids just pile in the back…you might be a redneck kidmin.

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Cathy Heitzenrater

February 3, 2011

If your kidmin snack is anything on a biscuit……..

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Cathy Heitzenrater

February 3, 2011

If you can supply all the animals for the VBS petting zoo from your own home…..

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Wayne Stocks

February 3, 2011

If you hang a sign above your children's ministry door that reads, "American by birth, Texan by the grace of God"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

If you refer to the people of the Old Testament as "Them Good Old Boys"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

If your Easter celebration includes skinning and roasting the Easter Bunny….you might be a kidmin redneck.

If you end ever prayer with "In Jesus' name….Yee Haw!"…you might be a kidmin redneck.

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Scott

February 3, 2011

If the decor of your kidmin area includes anything camouflage….

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Jason Byerly

February 3, 2011

If your large group stage is up on blocks in front of the church
If your baptistry is a big satellite dish filled with water
If your building campaign is raising money for a double-wide

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Scott

February 3, 2011

If the decor of your kidmin area includes anything camouflage….

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Jason Byerly

February 3, 2011

If your large group stage is up on blocks in front of the church
If your baptistry is a big satellite dish filled with water
If your building campaign is raising money for a double-wide

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Jeff Haase

February 4, 2011

If you gave Brut to your male volunteers, and some of the women wanted some too.

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Jeff Haase

February 4, 2011

If you gave Brut to your male volunteers, and some of the women wanted some too.

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PJ Conley

February 17, 2011

If you have ever said, "bless you darlin' little heart" to any parent.

If you've ever said, "How's yourmamaandem?" Actually, if you can properly pronounce this and know it is to be all run together.

…You might be a redneck kidmin!

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1. samluce
  
  February 17, 2011
  
  I have no idea what you just typed so I guess that confirms i am a Yankee.
  
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PJ Conley

February 17, 2011

If you have ever said, "bless you darlin' little heart" to any parent.

If you've ever said, "How's yourmamaandem?" Actually, if you can properly pronounce this and know it is to be all run together.

…You might be a redneck kidmin!

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1. samluce
  
  February 17, 2011
  
  I have no idea what you just typed so I guess that confirms i am a Yankee.
  
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