Over at Cmconnect Steve Greenwood was responding to this post and started posting some you might be a redneck kidmin jokes on my comment section. I thought it would be fun to see if we could come up with a few. So here goes give me your best you might be a redneck kidmin if.
Here are a couple of his.
If you think playing Freebird for your response time at summer camp….you might be a redneck kidmin.
If you think deer jerky makes a good stuffing for your Easter Egg Hunt……you might be a redneck kidmin.
Here are a few of mine.
If when your kids move up to youth ministry you give them a Bible and a handgun…..you might be a redneck kidmin
If in your Christmas production at church you use dogs for the sheep and cows…..you might be a redneck kidmin
If when doing an alter call you close your prayer with In Jesus Name and everyone said “Roll Tide”…..you might be a redneck kidmin.
If you use a horse trough for your kidmin baptism tank….you might be a redneck kidmin
Not my greatest area of expertize but I thought this could be fun. So go ahead give me your best Redneck Kidmin joke.
hA! Love it. The one about "Roll Tide" actually happens in my church (we're in Tuscaloosa, AL).
If you hold gun-saftety classes as an elective VBS option…
Hey, I've actually been at a church that used horse tanks for baptism.
That is great! You might have attended a redneck church then.
If you begin your object lesson with "Hey Bubba. Watch this!" you might be a redneck kidmin.
Hey i think using dogs in the Christmas pageant is a great idea. I just wish I had thought of it first!
If you begin your object lesson with "Hey Bubba. Watch this!" you might be a redneck kidmin.
Hey i think using dogs in the Christmas pageant is a great idea. I just wish I had thought of it first!
If your prize area has flannel shirts, you might be a redneck kidmin.
If your prize area has flannel shirts, you might be a redneck kidmin.
hA! Love it. The one about "Roll Tide" actually happens in my church (we're in Tuscaloosa, AL).
If you hold gun-saftety classes as an elective VBS option…
Hey, I've actually been at a church that used horse tanks for baptism.
That is great! You might have attended a redneck church then.
If you use a cattle prod to keep kids in a classroom
If you use hay bales as stage props.
If you have a sign in the kids bathroom that reads "please jiggle the handle"
If you have a sign that reads "Jesus is coming back for the southerner's first"
If you think John the Baptist was "dressed up"
……You might be a redneck kidmin.
Ha that is so funny "Jesus is coming back for southerner's first" nice.
If you use a cattle prod to keep kids in a classroom
If you use hay bales as stage props.
If you have a sign in the kids bathroom that reads “please jiggle the handle”
If you have a sign that reads “Jesus is coming back for the southerner’s first”
If you think John the Baptist was “dressed up”
……You might be a redneck kidmin.
Ha that is so funny "Jesus is coming back for southerner's first" nice.
If you have ever used duct tape in an object lesson, You might be a redneck.
LOVE IT! You might be in redneck kidmin if you give all your female volunteers a bottle of aqua ~net hair spray for volunteer appreciation.
If you snack for preschool consists of sweet tea and hushpuppies……you might be a redneck kidmin
If your "church bus" is an old pick-up truck and the kids just pile in the back…you might be a redneck kidmin.
If your kidmin snack is anything on a biscuit……..
If you can supply all the animals for the VBS petting zoo from your own home…..
OK I'm from Kentucky. Ya'll are hurtin' my feelings. LOL
If you hang a sign above your children's ministry door that reads, "American by birth, Texan by the grace of God"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If you refer to the people of the Old Testament as "Them Good Old Boys"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If your Easter celebration includes skinning and roasting the Easter Bunny….you might be a kidmin redneck.
If you end ever prayer with "In Jesus' name….Yee Haw!"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If you have ever used duct tape in an object lesson, You might be a redneck.
LOVE IT! You might be in redneck kidmin if you give all your female volunteers a bottle of aqua ~net hair spray for volunteer appreciation.
If you snack for preschool consists of sweet tea and hushpuppies……you might be a redneck kidmin
If your "church bus" is an old pick-up truck and the kids just pile in the back…you might be a redneck kidmin.
If your kidmin snack is anything on a biscuit……..
If you can supply all the animals for the VBS petting zoo from your own home…..
If you hang a sign above your children's ministry door that reads, "American by birth, Texan by the grace of God"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If you refer to the people of the Old Testament as "Them Good Old Boys"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If your Easter celebration includes skinning and roasting the Easter Bunny….you might be a kidmin redneck.
If you end ever prayer with "In Jesus' name….Yee Haw!"…you might be a kidmin redneck.
If the decor of your kidmin area includes anything camouflage….
If your large group stage is up on blocks in front of the church
If your baptistry is a big satellite dish filled with water
If your building campaign is raising money for a double-wide
If the decor of your kidmin area includes anything camouflage….
If your large group stage is up on blocks in front of the church
If your baptistry is a big satellite dish filled with water
If your building campaign is raising money for a double-wide
If you gave Brut to your male volunteers, and some of the women wanted some too.
If you gave Brut to your male volunteers, and some of the women wanted some too.
If you have ever said, "bless you darlin' little heart" to any parent.
If you've ever said, "How's yourmamaandem?" Actually, if you can properly pronounce this and know it is to be all run together.
…You might be a redneck kidmin!
I have no idea what you just typed so I guess that confirms i am a Yankee.
If you have ever said, "bless you darlin' little heart" to any parent.
If you've ever said, "How's yourmamaandem?" Actually, if you can properly pronounce this and know it is to be all run together.
…You might be a redneck kidmin!
I have no idea what you just typed so I guess that confirms i am a Yankee.