You might be a redneck kidmin if…..

Over at Cmconnect Steve Greenwood was responding to this post and started posting some you might be a redneck kidmin jokes on my comment section. I thought it would be fun to see if we could come up with a few. So here goes give me your best you might be a redneck kidmin if.

Here are a couple of his.

If you think playing Freebird for your response time at summer camp….you might be a redneck kidmin.

If you think deer jerky makes a good stuffing for your Easter Egg Hunt……you might be a redneck kidmin.

Here are a few of mine.

If when your kids move up to youth ministry you give them a Bible and a handgun…..you might be a redneck kidmin

If in your Christmas production at church you use dogs for the sheep and cows…..you might be a redneck kidmin

If when doing an alter call you close your prayer with In Jesus Name and everyone said “Roll Tide”…..you might be a redneck kidmin.

If you use a horse trough for your kidmin baptism tank….you might be a redneck kidmin

Not my greatest area of expertize but I thought this could be fun. So go ahead give me your best Redneck Kidmin joke.