Karl Bastian "The Kidologist" Posted this on his site I laughed out loud a few times. It’s nice to know that we are all in this together for the Kingdom of God and for the kids.
Karl’s list is here:
You Will NEVER Hear A Children’s Pastor Say…
1. Let’s start another worship service.
2. Thanks anyway but I have plenty of workers.
3. You don’t have to lock that; nobody will take anything.
4. The facilities director supports everything I do.
5. My budget is way too big.
Mine is here.
You Will NEVER Hear This Children’s Pastor Say…
1. If you need to store anything. The kids wing is the best place.
2. We really would like it if Parents weren’t involved in thier kids spirtual life.
3. I don’t need anyone to help, I can make it on my own.
4. You can’t teach your class this week because there is a guest speaker Thats great.
5. They are JUST kids!