Comments on: Performance Skills 102 – Glorified Um’s http://samluce.com/?p=2624 Children's Ministry, Creativity, and Leadership Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:11:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: The Children’s Ministry Blog Patrol (February 2010) « Dad in the Middle http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1528 The Children’s Ministry Blog Patrol (February 2010) « Dad in the Middle Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:43:32 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1528 [...] Performance Skills 102 – Glorified Um’s [...] [...] Performance Skills 102 – Glorified Um’s [...]

]]> By: FMD http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1482 FMD Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:39:42 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1482 By the way, I thought of the classic glorified um that I can't believe I forgot to but in. Are you ready....... This one plagues kids ministry every where. Starting sentences with either "girls and boys" or "guys and gals". Seriously those words are not necessary to construct a sentence. By the way, I thought of the classic glorified um that I can't believe I forgot to but in.

Are you ready……. This one plagues kids ministry every where.

Starting sentences with either "girls and boys" or "guys and gals". Seriously those words are not necessary to construct a sentence.

]]> By: The Thursday Blog » Blog Archive » “Head Bashers” http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1475 The Thursday Blog » Blog Archive » “Head Bashers” Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:24:33 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1475 [...] of them posted it on their blogs. The people who posted the episode were Spencer, Jeff, Eduardo, Sam and Jamie. You can click on their names to see the blog and if you click on Jamie’s don’t freak [...] [...] of them posted it on their blogs. The people who posted the episode were Spencer, Jeff, Eduardo, Sam and Jamie. You can click on their names to see the blog and if you click on Jamie’s don’t freak [...]

]]> By: samluce http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1474 samluce Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:20:44 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1474 Or a police officer. Um freeze. Ah...er....can you put your.....uh....hands in the........um....Air. Or a police officer.

Um freeze. Ah…er….can you put your…..uh….hands in the……..um….Air.

]]> By: FMD http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1473 FMD Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:52:35 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1473 Thats awesome FMS, can you imagine a hotline Welcome to Ummer Anonymous Help Line Press 1 if you...... um.....need.....um.......... Press 2 if you are having difficulty um.....um............. Amen Press um......4.....no-i-mean ....um .....3..... if you want to speak to one of um help..um people. Have Um FMD Thats awesome FMS, can you imagine a hotline

Welcome to Ummer Anonymous Help Line

Press 1 if you…… um…..need…..um……….
Press 2 if you are having difficulty um…..um…………. Amen
Press um……4…..no-i-mean ….um …..3….. if you want to speak to one of um help..um people.

Have Um

FMD

]]> By: samluce http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1472 samluce Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:45:06 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1472 I used to be a big prayer ummer. Much better now. Ummer Anonymous helps alot. :) I used to be a big prayer ummer. Much better now. Ummer Anonymous helps alot. :)

]]> By: samluce http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1471 samluce Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:43:59 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1471 Amen Amen

]]> By: Ashley http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1470 Ashley Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:55:08 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1470 Preachers also need to be aware of "prayer umm's"; when every other sentence of a prayer starts with "Lord God" or "Lord Jesus". Remember, you don't receive more points with God if you use lots and lots of words in your prayers. Preachers also need to be aware of "prayer umm's"; when every other sentence of a prayer starts with "Lord God" or "Lord Jesus". Remember, you don't receive more points with God if you use lots and lots of words in your prayers.

]]> By: jonathan http://samluce.com/?p=2624&cpage=1#comment-1469 jonathan Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:08:00 +0000 http://samluce.com/?p=2624#comment-1469 Here's an annoying one. When the preacher asks, "Amen?" at the end of ever idea. Ugh! I was involved in Toastmasters all throughout my undergraduate, and I remember we had an Um-Counter that would listen to your speech and then nail you with total number of Um's and it's other derivatives. Here's an annoying one. When the preacher asks, "Amen?" at the end of ever idea. Ugh!

I was involved in Toastmasters all throughout my undergraduate, and I remember we had an Um-Counter that would listen to your speech and then nail you with total number of Um's and it's other derivatives.

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