Things to NEVER say in front of your childrens pastor

Karl Bastian “The Kidologist” has a great website with lots of stuff for children’s workers. I joined his site and have benefited greatly. I urge you to check his site out. He has lots of helpful tips, some are practical and some are very humorous. I decided to take one of his list and feature it here. I did a similar one a couple of weeks ago. I hope you laugh, enjoy and learn.

His

• Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday?
• When I was growing up in church, we didn’t need to have fun.
• What do you do with all that money the board gives you?
• You’re disturbing the MAIN service.
• Choir members shouldn’t have to work in the nursery.
• How come VBS is only five days long?
• I don’t think anyone will mind if we add another worship service.
• Just announce it in the bulletin if you need more workers.
• After church lets out, I need to talk to someone; just keep my kids in children’s church for a while until I get back.
• My kid says you won’t even last as long as the last one.

Mine

• They are just Kids.
• Can you just show the kids a movie.
• What do you do during the week?
• I can’t teach, this week. I really need to be in church.
• You are supplying childcare right?
• Take your time picking up your kids, they are having a great time.
• I think our worship service should be longer.
• Here is the BIG churches old sound board. I doesn’t work to good. You can use it for the kids!
• What if i miss out on something in Big church?
• I only come for the candy.
• Our kids get more out of the adult service so, we keep them with us.